Colbert Says Trump's Policy Tweets Are Like if Obama Announced Bin Laden's Death on TikTok

“The Late Show” host isn’t a fan of the latest immigration announcement

On Tuesday’s “The Late Show,” Stephen Colbert didn’t have kind words for Donald Trump’s announcement that he intends to “temporarily” ban all immigration. He also didn’t like that Trump announced the policy via tweet, comparing it to if Barack Obama announced the death of Osama bin Laden on TikTok.

On Monday night, Trump tweeted “In light of the attack from the Invisible Enemy, as well as the need to protect the jobs of our GREAT American Citizens, I will be signing an Executive Order to temporarily suspend immigration into the United States.”

It hasn’t been clarified just why just justified the policy in part on the idea of protecting “jobs,” as the current severe economic contraction is a direct side effect of shutdown measures taken across the country to facilitate social distancing and slow the spread of coronavirus, which has killed more than 40,000 people domestically since Feb. 29. Also, there is no evidence that any of the jobs lost since the shutdowns began were actually secretly given to immigrants instead.

So back to Colbert. “Exactly how xenophobic is he being here? Well, even during the height of the 1918 flu pandemic, the United States allowed more than 110,000 immigrants to enter the country,” he said. “So, Donald Trump is more xenophobic than Woodrow Wilson.” (Wilson was president from 1913-1921.)

That’s when Colbert got to the TikTok joke. “This shouldn’t shock me, but the United States of America has a president who just ordered a sweeping change in our national immigration policy via tweet. That would be like Obama announcing the death bin Laden on TikTok.”

Cue a clip in which Obama’s 2011 White House speech announcing that achievement was given a TikTok makeover, with every few words interrupted by a sample of NSYNC’s “Bye Bye Bye.” It’s funny stuff and you can watch the clip above. The immigration policy stuff kicks in about two minutes in.

15 Chill Video Games for Your Coronavirus Quarantine

  • With the coronavirus pandemic killing so many people and creating tons of stress for everyone who has a soul, I’ve been turning to video games a lot lately. When I’m all frazzled and unable to sit still long enough for a movie or TV show, games require more focus and thus often work better at keeping me chill. So here’s a list of games that are great for relaxing with while you’re stuck at home for the foreseeable future.

  • “Euro Truck Simulator 2” – 

    This game, which is available for PC and Mac, has been one of my favorites for a long time. I just turn on one of the European pop radio streams available in the game, and drive around. I pretty much only do jobs so I’ll have a destination — you could just not do them if you’d rather just wander.

  • “The Sims” –

    You probably know all about this series a this point, so let this simply serve as a reminder.

  • “Katamari” series –

    These games are about rolling up garbage into a giant ball. They’re cute, and nice, and upbeat. The most recent of these, “Katamari Damacy Reroll,” is a remake of the original game for Switch and PC. If you’ve got an Xbox 360 or PS3 lying around you can play some of the older games too.

  • “Flower” –

    This game, which you can get as a digital download on any recent PlayStation device or on PC, is so chill and therapeutic. You’re just a flower petal floating on the wind drifting around with other flower petals. It’ll make you feel good.

  • “Portal” series – 

    It’s got a novel brand of puzzles, as well as a similar, though less crass, sense of humor to “Saints Row.” The story is overall almost nihilistic, and it’s got plenty of jokes about giant corporations exploiting people in horrible ways. It feels just about right.

  • “The Talos Principle” – 

    It’s another 3D puzzle game in the vein of “Portal,” but instead of cracking jokes it’s more about musing about the nature of humanity, which has long since gone extinct. That may sound upsetting, but honestly it’s pretty calming. It’s like going to therapy, but in a puzzle game that’s available on every platform, including mobile devices.

  • “Viscera Cleanup Detail” – 

    So when you’re playing a shooter game, you tend to leave a lot of corpses behind as you move to each new area. But in this game, which is available on Steam for PC and Mac, you’re not the one doing the shooting — you’re the one who cleans up all the bodies and mops up and blood. Some people enjoy cleaning their homes to chill, and this is like that but you don’t have to stand up.

  • “The Stanley Parable” – 

    Nothing really happens in this game. You just wander around pressing buttons and try not to do what the narrator tells you to. It’s a weird comedy meta-game of sorts, mocking standard video game storytelling. If you play a lot of video games, it’ll amuse you. Available for PC and Mac.

  • “Cities: Skylines” – 

    It’s kinda like Sim City, but I like this one much more just because it’s generally less complicated and annoying. Even better: you can get it on PC, Mac, PlayStation, Xbox and Switch, which is unusual for a game like this.

  • “Final Fantasy XV” – 

    Like all “Final Fantasy” games, the plot here is ludicrous. But the appeal of this game for me has always been as a sort of road trip simulator. You roll around the country with your bros, stopping every once in a while to get gas, kill some monsters, go camping, or climb to the top of a volcano to take down a giant bird so you can take its giant eggs and eat them with cup noodles. It’s nice.

  • “Goat Simulator” – 

    This may be the dumbest game ever made. It’s not a real “simulator” in the normal sense — it’s actually just a goofy physics game where you like strap a jetpack on your goat or whatever. It’s available on pretty much every platform you might use for gaming so you should probably just go for it.

  • “Yakuza” series – 

    The main stories in these games are overwrought Japanese melodrama, but the real fun is the wacky shenanigans that gangster Kiryu Kazuma gets into in his every day life. That juxtoposition hits the sweet spot. You can get these for PlayStation or PC.

  • “Hatsune Miku: Project DIVA Future Tone” – 

    It’s just a silly PS4 rhythm game where you perform songs by the famous “vocaloid” Miku and her digital friends. There’s plenty of excellent songs, and most of them come with stupidly amusing music videos. And unlike the other Miku games, this one doesn’t bother with a plot or any kind of unlock progression. You just have all the 200+ songs from the start and there’s nothing to try to force you to do songs you don’t like.

  • “Saints Row IV” – 

    I will admit that I’ve had a pretty tough time laughing at anything the last few weeks, but the ludicrous action comedy game “Saints Row IV” manages to hit the spot even so. Plus it has just enough of a dark tinge to fit this moment in history — it’s pretty much just “The Matrix,” except it’s aliens running the simulation after they blew up the Earth. Anyway it’s funny in the right way for right now. You can grab this on any current game console or PC. For maximum chill, just turn down the difficulty setting and enjoy the madness.

  • Any mobile puzzle game – 

    This is your reminder that any app store you have on your phone is absolutely full of free puzzle apps, like word searches or crosswords or whatever. My phone go-to is sudoku, but almost certainly you can get whatever your preferred puzzle time-waster is without having to pay anything.

There are plenty of relaxing video games you can enjoy while there’s nothing to do outside your home

With the coronavirus pandemic killing so many people and creating tons of stress for everyone who has a soul, I’ve been turning to video games a lot lately. When I’m all frazzled and unable to sit still long enough for a movie or TV show, games require more focus and thus often work better at keeping me chill. So here’s a list of games that are great for relaxing with while you’re stuck at home for the foreseeable future.

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